Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Apocalypse Now!!!!


Welcome to the Mayan apocalypse!

I'm back.  Here's why: 
  1.  If the world ends on December 21st, 2012,  6 months remains to inflict my blog on you before global cataclysm ensues
  2. After that date, reading my blog while wading through lava & brimstone will be less desirable
Personally, I've always been fascinated by this whole Mayan Apocalypse Prophecy thing... I've grown to become a big fan of all the interesting & strange end of the world theories.  I think I've heard most of them on  Coast to Coast AM in the wee hours of the morning, when all the maniacs are up & calling in.

No, I don't call in.

My 3 favorite Mayan Apocalypse Catastrophe theories are:

1. Hostile alien invaders blow up the earth after stealing our cows 2. Planet X swings in from behind the sun, careening into earth  3. The poles flip-flop and throw us into a new ice age, and being a Californian,  mega earthquakes get an Honorable Mention.  


I have always considered myself  a concerned citizen of earth - whether aliens invade or not.  Like me, most people don't want to see our planet implode.  As a kid, the Mayan Apocalypse captivated me in a big way.  I found it equal parts chilling and fascinating.

One of my favorite 70's TV shows was "In Search Of...."  A "news" magazine style show that examined the mysteries of the world, no matter how bizarre or outlandish.  The show seamlessly fused fact, fiction & conjecture into a compelling 30 minutes a week.  For my money, Leonard Nimoy was ten times better than anyone on 60 Minutes. He was a man of logic and nerves of steel - a true professional.  If Leonard Nimoy said Killer Bees were coming to the U.S. from Brazil - I planned on moving.

So when the "Mayan Mysteries" episode came on and Leonard Nimoy broke the news that the Maya believed the world would end on December 24th, 2011, a chill ran down my spine.

HE TOTALLY BLEW THE LID OFF OF THIS UNDER-REPORTED STORY!

Suck it 60 Minutes.

Resigned to the total annihilation of the earth on Christmas eve 2011, my mind stumbled over a variety of questions:  How did the Mayans know?  Can we stop it?  Should we open presents early on the 24th or will Christmas be cancelled entirely?


Couple that with a terrifying movie about the rapture I had watched at church and the December 24th date started to become truly ominous.  Rapture + the Mayan Apocalypse seemed to dovetail  nicely into one giant, catastrophic event, landing squarely on Christmas eve 2011!

The timing was ingenious & undeniable.  My sources were earnest, credible, serious adults on TV and film, with no reason to lie. 

I felt bad for the unsuspecting people that would be blindsided by Mayan wrath just before Christmas. BLAMM-O!! They wouldn't even know what hit them.


 "But wait!" I hear you say, "Isn't the Mayan Apocalypse scheduled for December 21, 2012? What's up with that?"

 Did Mr. Spock get it wrong?  

Yes & No.

Apparently, the apocalypse is a bit of a moving target, which is convenient for believers & skeptics alike.  Even the most respected Mayan anthropologists have a hard time pinpointing the exact end date for B'ak'tun 13 on the Mayan Long Count calendar.  But doesn't everyone really?

The funny thing is, when you look at the end of the world date(s) and the original Mayan apocalypse myth itself, it appears that an elaborate game of "telephone" played by the top Mayan experts of our time, may have accidentally started the apocalypse craze.

In 1900, a German scholar named Ernst Forstemann  happened to interpret the end of the Dresden Codex (A Mayan book) as the destruction of civilization - but NO date was associated with this "end of the world" myth.  Later, another prominent Mayanist, Sylvanus Morley, repeated the interpretation of the tale in his classic text, "The Ancient Maya" published in 1946. (Trust me, this was a big seller in archaeological circles)

Fast forward to 1983, when the 4th edition of "The Ancient Maya," was edited by Anthropologist, Robert Sharer, (I used this text in college) and suddenly, the date of December 21st, 2012 first pops up.  The original Dresden Codex apocalypse story is in that book, but some how the date & the story became connected. And Voila! The Mayan Apocalypse was born!  Sort of...

Meanwhile, Mayan Archaeologist, Michael D.Coe, (I read his text too -I'm such a geek!) came up with the date of Dec. 24th, 2011 for B'ak'tun 13 a few decades ago, right about the time Leonard Nimoy got a hold of it.  Some years later, long after "In Search Of..." went off the air, Michael Coe revised the date to December 23, 2012.

So basically, my boy, Nimoy, got the date right, before he got it wrong.

Heavyweights in the area of Mayan archaeology have come down on both sides of the debate. Mayan Language expert, Linda Schele, is on Team December 23rd while Mayanist Mark Van Stone & others are on Team December 21st. 


Now for the kicker - there are two Mayan monuments that have been found with B'ak'tun 13 dates on them. The most compelling carving is at Tortuguero in Mexico, where PART of the following text was found:

It will be completed the 13th b'ak'tun.
It is 4 Ajaw 3 K'ank'in
and it will happen a 'seeing'[?].
It is the display of B'olon-Yokte'
in a great "investiture"
 In essence, on December 21, 2012 (or the 23rd) a big, fat ceremony for the ruler 4 Ajaw 3 K'ank'in will be held and the ancient god of the underworld/war will either show up, or someone dressed like him will, and there will be a large ceremony.

That's it.

Apparently, our fate is dependent on how hard the god of the underworld parties.  Will he be up for total mayhem & destruction or will he just want a margarita & a taco?

Even though the Mayans thought B'ak'tun 13 was an important future date, does it rise to the level of apocalypse?  Will December 21, 2012 be the end of the world as we know it ?

Will the Mayan god of the underworld do the flamenco dance of death on our planet?



Spoiler Alert:
 
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Probably not.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Egyptians: A Gift to Egypt

This is a longer post than usual and also the most difficult one I've written.  The conflicts in Egypt, Libya, Yemen, Bahrain and the list goes on....have been very hard to keep up with - situations have been constantly changing at a break neck speed since I sat down to write. However, I've been doing my best to keep up and revise as necessary - so I apologize in advance, for any inconsistencies.

That said, Egypt is near and dear to my heart, so I  wanted to focus on my experiences meeting people there, as well as, what is going on politically right now.  I believe it's important to view politics through the lens of humanity whenever possible - it is so easy to read the headlines and forget to see the people behind the stories. 

Thanks,   KW
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I remember learning in an 8th grade history class that, "Egypt was the gift of the Nile."  My teacher explained that without the waters of the Nile, Egypt would be nothing but a vast waste land of sand and dust, so anything that grew out of Egypt, was in fact, a gift of the Nile.

It was an interesting thought - but a river is just a river.

What intrigued me more was the fact that for centuries, a hard working and industrious group of desert dwellers could use its waters not just to carve out a meager existence, but to thrive in a very hostile environment, while at the same time creating one of the most incredible civilizations in history.

I had seen pictures of the Great Pyramids, the Sphinx, the temples at Abu Simbel, Luxor and Karnak, but even NAT GEO in HD doesn't hold a candle to the real thing - it's only a colorful shadow of things that need to be seen with your own eyes to appreciate.

Just as with the rest of Africa, Egypt is a place that demands one's full attention, if only to capture just a hint of what it truly is.  It is such a mix of disparate things,  traditional and modern, Western and Mid-Eastern, religious and secular - it keeps one foot solidly in the past and one foot firmly in the future.

Egypt is not a place that "once was," built by ghosts from another age - it is a place full of life, where the future of Middle East and Africa is currently being shaped.

The Egyptians

In the early to mid-90's, shortly after the Gulf war, I went to Egypt twice. Of course, the big draw for me were the ancient ruins & museums, but I found that I was just as impressed with the kindness and generosity of the Egyptians I encountered. At that time, the U.S. military was very prominently engaged in the region , so I was concerned about how an American would be perceived.  Soon after my arrival, I realized that Egyptians are very adept at understanding the difference between a government and its citizens.

This may come from the experience of being stereotyped themselves. 

Some jaded readers out there might believe my tourist dollars may have been the reason for the warm reception.  I just don't believe that was the case. After meeting people there, having thoughtful conversations & interactions, I feel as though everyone I met was really genuine in their opinions. My feeling is that If you never go beyond the superficial, it's unlikely you will ever experience the authentic. 


At one point, due to an incorrect flight booking, I realized I was waiting for a non-existent plane.   I spent 9 hours in the Cairo airport hoping to get put on a stand-by flight, IF there was an available seat.

Several of the gate agents and airport shop keepers heard about my dilemma - news travels fast in the Cairo airport - and over the course of several hours I had met many, very kind people. Folks were offering me hibiscus tea, keeping me company or seeing if they had some airline connection that could help me get on a flight to Luxor.

I found it to be a sincere, unprovoked outpouring of kindness for a traveler adrift.

By mid- afternoon, an Egyptian military pilot at the airport attempted to get clearance to fly me to Luxor in his MILITARY JET PLANE (which would have been BEYOND cool). Unfortunately, clearance wasn't forth coming, but he gave me his business card and told me to call him if I needed any other help while in Egypt.

An older gentleman that owned a shop in the airport regularly checked on me throughout the day as I sat in airport limbo.  At one point, I asked him in the middle of our conversation, why he was so concerned about me?"  He smiled and said, " If my daughter or sister were in the same situation, I would expect another man to do the same - out of respect."  He felt strongly that as an Egyptian, and a Muslim, it was his human obligation to help me.

My impression, up to this point, had always been informed by subtle stereotypes & passing news stories of Muslim men persecuting or suppressing women through religion. Personally,  I believe that most of the world 's religions, taken to their extremes, tend to do this, so maybe my feelings on religion played into this impression too.

After getting to Egypt and talking to people about religion & culture while I was there, I realized that in this moderate country, religion seemed to be more about respect & doing the right thing, not suppression or religious fanaticism.  The Egyptian women I spoke with said they could choose the style of their dress based on their personal convictions and beliefs. They could drive, get a college education, go out alone, hold professional jobs, etc. without religious repercussions.  I don't believe anyone I spoke with was especially conservative in their religious views, but they all were practicing Muslims. I'm guessing the moderate political stance in Egypt, compared to many middle eastern countries, heavily influences how most Egyptians go about their lives.  In a more conservative country, I may have received very different responses.

It's not to say Egypt has a perfect society, they have their share of crime and problems, but then again, so do we. However, based on the people I met, I felt there was a lot of common ground between us.  

The Conflict

Egypt is undoubtedly loaded with people that are kind, educated and reasonable. It's not surprising to me that these same people are responsible for attempting a peaceful overthrow of the government that treated them so oppressively in the past.  It is amazing to see the people so openly protesting in recent days at Tahrir Square.  It is a tremendous achievement that Egyptian protesters did not match violence with violence.

That said, their efforts were supported by the Egyptian military, a group that could have easily smashed them into oblivion, but didn't.  I doubt citizens of Iran would be so lucky, if they tried something similar.  I believe that the most successful of these African/ Middle eastern revolutions still unfolding, will have the military aligned with the people- that's the only way they can realistically win.

Egypt has completed the first phase in a long process, but the economy is going to be their next big battle.


I'll Take Egypt for $1000 Alex...


52% of Americans polled by the Pew Research Center a couple of  weeks ago, said they knew very little about the current situation in Egypt.  I hope awareness has gone up since that time, but engaging the American public is something that starts with the curiosity of our citizens, not the media. News coverage can be wall to wall, but if Americans don't care, it doesn't stay with them.

In contrast, Egyptians that I came across loved talking about how much they liked our former U.S. Ambassador to Egypt. Apparently, he regularly engaged with Egyptian citizens and they appreciated the fact that he showed up to local events. I have to say that I was slightly embarrassed, since I had no idea who the Egyptian Ambassador to the U.S. was previously or currently and what he was or wasn't doing...

As recently as last week, I saw a picture of an Egyptian man celebrating his freedom in Tahrir square, while holding a sign in support of Wisconsin union workers.  I was surprised and couldn't even imagine how this young man even knew about what was going on in Wisconsin!  It speaks to how informed and awaret Egyptian citizens are...

The United States is a very influential country and what we do, say, and finance, impacts most countries of the world directly.  Millions of people around the globe pay close attention to what we do and how we do it.  I think many Americans would be very surprised about how much other people know about us. Whether we realize it on a personal level or not, our country is a super power and our influence is in the spotlight.

Our citizens need to remember that even though we live in a country that is powerful & has many global concerns, we each have an individual responsibility to be aware of other countries and their conditions.

Now that a revolution has taken place and Mubarak is gone, I hope that Americans start taking a stronger and more wholistic interest in Egypt, Africa & the Middle East.  Of course we pay attention to the wars we are fighting in the region, but we need to be equally concerned with the development of democracy & the economy in Egypt, peace between Israel in the Middle East, the flow of oil through the Suez canal, the political stability of the region, and where our aid money is going and is it helping - we need to know the basics.   

Through this kind of understanding, Americans may find a renewed appreciation of the fight for freedom, dignity and democracy by watching the Egyptians and others over the coming months.

It's been a long time since our own revolution, but the Arab Spring may serve as a reminder of why we did what we did in our own country so long ago. It may remind us why so many struggle to bring about similar circumstances in their own lands.

The Revolution Will Be Tweeted

It's amazing to think that the lifeline of the Egyptian revolution flowed through Twitter, Facebook and even Google indirectly.  I imagine the founders of Twitter and Facebook had no concept that their technologies would be used in such an important way and play such a vital role in the overthrow of dictators and governments. Though these are private U.S. companies, it's comforting to know that they created something helpful and good in a part of the world where all things American are looked at with apprehension. 

I read today that an Egyptian couple had just named their newborn, "Facebook."  I know, he'll probably change it when he gets old enough, but it's hard to deny the feeling behind it.

The world has become a much smaller place - technology is linking people in so many ways and power is shifting rapidly.
 
The Elephant in the Region

Egyptians, not unlike the Libyans, Tunisians, Yemenis, Zimbabweans, Kenyans and so many others that are frustrated by oppressive, long-term dictators and have had enough.  The old structure is being shaken to its core and the results remain to be seen.  What has been "stable" in the past, is unstable.

Depending on the country, the official U.S. government views about the uprisings have been nuanced at best - and why is that?

The Obama Administration has been tip toeing through this political mind field rather gingerly. Our government's position is crafted by the political and economic ramifications of not just Egypt, but Iran, Bahrain, Libya, Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Yemen and Israel and policies that overlap those countries and others.  It also is subject to a "Frankenstein" of past treaties and agreements created by previous administrations and powerful business interests, that still carry great significance.  To make matters worse, we are waging a war in Afghanistan, Israel is a strong ally of ours, and the outcome of the invasion, occupation and the exit of troops from Iraq has also bred contempt for the U.S.

We are between Iraq and a hard place... (sorry, had to do it)

Through the administration's diplomacy-speak, it seemed, at least to me, that we supported the Egyptian population's desire for freedom without Mubarak. However, full-throated U.S.support for overthrow in Egypt would have resulted in more problems and political upheaval, in countries with similar governments that we support,  no matter our sentiment for Egyptians. Any signs that our administration is over reaching or interfering with Egypt's revolution or any other revolt in the area, will not help our cause or their's and might even impeded the success of certain revolutions.  The administration realizes there are no good options, which keeps them on the ropes until definite changes start to emerge.


I have been pondering the $1.3 billion in aid to Egypt's military that some Americans have been recently become aware of, and consequently upset by.  That money was granted to benefit (in no particular order) U.S. military equipment manufacturers, sustained enforcement of the peace treaty between Egypt & Israel and to assist an Arab nation that was considered stable and friendly toward the U.S.

What would have happened had that aid not been provided?

An unsuccessful Egyptian revolution most likely.

I think one of the unintended but excellent consequences of that aid, was a strong, professional Egyptian military that now temporarily presides over an Egypt in transition, with the blessing of its citizens.  The Egyptian military also prevented a complete bloodbath of citizens, thanks to it's allegiance to the people.  At this point, our $1.3 billion annual investment, may have been worth it...

Of course, there's always a caveat.  This political process in Egypt is far from over and it  remains to be seen whether this scenario continues to play out in a positive manner. It also remains to be seen whether the military will relinquish control to an elected leader - at this point it looks very positive, but no one can tell the future.

The Future


Egyptians have a  history of thriving under harsh conditions and making something from nothing, so they probably understand the long-term hardships of what they are undertaking. The excitement and jubilation that we see now, will soon be replaced by the the realization that a new government, constitution and way of living needs to be created.  The Egyptians don't lack conviction or heart, but it's still going to be a difficult path, with a number of hazards along the way with a potential for the fledgling democracy to be derailed.  Out of respect for what they are trying to do,  we need to give them our support. 

You don't have to travel to Egypt to feel for the people, but it certainly makes you feel connected in a stronger way.  I can't hear news of Egypt and be dispassionate or turn the channel.

Obviously, Egypt is going to need to shore up its economy immediately, if it is to realize a better future. I know this is a lot to take in, but I would definitely urge you to visit Egypt once you feel safe enough to do so.  About 11% of their economy is made up of tourism, so it would definitely be a huge support to them.
Not only would it help their economy, but it would allow you to meet these great people and to see first hand what they are trying to bring about.

Egyptians deserve a new start and I hope it ends up being all they they believe it will be. They've built something from nothing before, and once again, they will start back to work.

The Nile is a great river, but Egyptians are the true gift to Egypt.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

UFOs, Archaeology and the Scientific Method

This is for all of you skeptics out there - you know who you are...Meet me down at the next paragraph...

I'm a rational, tax-paying, realist and I tend to live a fact-based life.  That said, I'm secure enough in my own sanity, that I am willing to entertain, and keep an open mind to, things that have yet to be explained or discovered.

Let me put it this way:  I would have been a fan of Galileo, when Galileo wasn't cool.

As a young child, I was always interested in the paranormal, UFO's, big foot, Nessie, etc. I religiously watched, "In Search Of..."a show that explored the mysteries of the world every Saturday at 7:30pm.  In retrospect, it was a piece of crap.  That said, Leonard Nimoy narrated the series, which in my mind, brought a bit of Vulcan gravitas into the mix.

I was and still am, a sci-fi fan.  I loved archaeology and read dozens of books about Ancient Egypt and Mesoamerica.  I even tracked down an archaeologist and she allowed me to participate in my first archaeological dig at 11.  Ironically, 10 years later, I ended up working for the Field Director on her team, when I was officially getting paid to dig up stuff.

I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing I was one of the few 5th graders that stayed awake all night, strung out with excitement, because my parents were taking me to the King Tut exhibit the next day.

Disneyland be damned!


As I got older, I ended up becoming friends with two people that have, in my estimation,  true psychic abilities.  I have also known others with a strong, unexplainable sixth sense that defies simple explanation and even had my own "strange" experiences on occasion.

I  knew one woman that didn't have natural psychic ability, but developed her remote viewing/psychic capabilities at U.C. Berkley.  At the time I knew her, she had also been working on a paper with a quantum physicist studying energy from a metaphysical perspective.  I don't know about you, but I find the idea of looking into something like that quite intriguing. 

It's also interesting to note that some people lump both quantum physics and metaphysical studies into the  "psuedo-science" category.  But it doesn't stop there, in some dark corners of universities and academic underworlds, archaeology is also considered a "pseudo-science."

Why all the hate you ask?

Because hypotheses that are not absolutely "testable" and "observable" based on the scientific method, are not valid sciences in their view and neither are the people that study them.

Because once an archaeologist painstakingly, extracts, measures, tests, records, charts and reviews the items and data that is found after a dig, a logical assumption needs to be made of what the items were used for, how the people lived, why they died out, etc.  One must extrapolate, conjecture and hypothesize based on actual evidence and...a best guess - which doesn't hold water with the haters. 

Unfortunately, getting first hand information from dead people is always a bit challenging - but no matter, if chemists are held to testable, observable standards, then everyone else should be too.

No exceptions!!


I love good, solid science, but some things we would like to study aren't cut and dried, testable or even observable with current methods of science.  It doesn't mean we won't get there, but we just aren't there yet.
I believe having a healthy respect and understanding for both reality and possibility, is the best way for humans to evolve scientifically, and maybe just to plain evolve.

Would we have gone to the moon if scientists and governments assumed it could never happen?  Did science teams know EXACTLY what they would find when they requested billions of dollars to develop the Super Collider at Cern? Most recently, never before seen, arsenic eating bacteria were found thriving in Mono Lake, which opened an entirely new realm of possibility regarding extra-terrestrial life in the universe.  A possibility that didn't exist in the minds of most scientists a year ago.

My point is, by using both imagination and intelligence, we can allow for the discovery or invention of seemingly, impossible things.

Rigid parameters, the fear of being wrong and the lack of curiosity, will never result in good science.

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Flash back to 1978, it's 114 degrees, I'm in the heart of the Yucatan jungle in Mexico, exploring the Mayan ruins of Chichen-Itza...

I quickly run ahead of my family, down a long causeway and stop at the edge of the sacred cenote well, where dozens of sacrificial maidens had met their fate hundreds of years before.  The massive limestone well was filled with brackish green water, ringed with sedimentary layers and ridges from top to bottom.

I gazed into the pool, longing to know for myself - was Leonard Nimoy right?  Was this the actual landing site of an alien craft, whose rocket exhaust carved out this massive cenote in one, continuous burst as it propelled  back into the universe???



No.....but at least I was open to the possibility.
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Friday, November 12, 2010

Beware...Here thar be dragons!!!

I'm sure when my Dad purchased his shiny new iPhone almost a year and a half ago, he had no idea that it would require more time than a high-maintenance girlfriend. (And he is no stranger to high maintenance girlfriends)

The only difference between his iPhone and the girlfriend I mentioned above, is that instead of demanding a two week cruise sipping drinks by the pool, the i Phone would rather spend two weeks touring the Apple store while becoming a regular at the "Genius" bar.

Unfortunately, that last Apple software update messed up his email and deleted his gmail password and apparently, it has yet to be fixed by any of the "geniuses" at the Apple store.

Hmm...maybe they should re-think the name of their bar...

I am starting to realize that my Dad has enough  "iPhone-know-how" to be dangerous - he actually knows a lot more about how to use the thing than I do. Dad has the soul of an early adopter, but the mechanics of the phone, still elude him.  Let me put it this way: My Dad is an excellent driver, but I doubt he could overhaul a transmission.  I have the same problem myself, both with cars and iPhones.

Can I just say:  I HATE i Tunes, it's difficult and stupid!

I'm assuming the same "Apple geniuses" that created the hot mess that is i Tunes, are currently assisting my Dad at his local Apple store.  Fortunately for me, any i Phone updates, issues, problems, etc. get handed off to my tech savvy husband, which allows me to avoid taxing the incredibly puny, atrophied, left side of my brain.

Dad unfortunately, doesn't have that extra help at home, so off he goes, alternately to Apple and then to the AT&T store,  multiple times in a week, in the snow, uphill both ways, hoping one of their "geniuses" can figure out why he can't get email.  I admire his persistence but...

I'm afraid his iPhone has taken him to distant shores without a compass...and I'm a bit concerned he might not find his way back.

I should have given him the same advice maritime explorers received from concerned family members hundreds of years ago..."Beware the edge of the world - Thar be Dragons!"  I think the same goes for the iPhone and any other computing (i.e. Kindle, i Pad) or gaming device, when a user gets sucked into its' thrall.

I think this really goes for all new, exciting things we get interested in - people are compelled to jump in with reckless abandon, lunging forth to purchase that glittering, life-improving object, with only pure enthusiasm to guide their way.  We all get deliriously caught up with the latest and greatest at some point or another falling prey to technology or embracing the latest fad.  (Grilled cheese trucks rule!)

Sadly, we are pretty much out of  new, earthbound things to explore on this planet...  Can you think of some place that Carnival Cruises doesn't go...when their engines work?   I didn't think so.

So, maybe programmers and computer geeks have actually created the new, final frontier entirely from their imaginations.  If so, doesn't that make them "god-like creators" of our new virtual world?  It's kind of wild if you really think about humans creating "Sim" worlds that evoke emotions and connections in humans through software and hardware...

If you have a sense of adventure and no vacation days, you've been pretty much screwed up to this time. However, you now have the option to escape or adventure through the Internet, the latest gadget or perhaps a mystical gaming world.  You can watch movies on your wristwatch, hunt live animals on the Internet or  happen upon a scantily clad, ninja hooker lurking just beyond your screen - waiting to kill or be killed.  It's basically all the adventure you can imagine, without the mess of having to behead something with tentacles yourself.

Don't you think if Lewis and Clark were here today, they would run out and purchase a GPS, an LCD big screen and the latest Gods of War game?  Of course they would - it's the final frontier!

With all due respect to Lewis and Clark, my Dad would kick their collective butts in any role playing game, so it's probably best they remain in their own time to avoid a showdown. Dad has mastered pretty much every game he has gotten his hands on...and quickly.  But the i Phone represents the beast he has yet to tame and his sense of adventure has kicked into high gear.

To be ridiculously over-dramatic: he's on a Vision Quest of sorts - where the new software update is the Gorgon demon and the Apple store employees are the evil trolls. And as with any challenging video game, repetition is essential in learning how to get to the next level. Hence, the repeated trips to the mall.

After my Dad sorts out his email issues, he is determined to find SOME WAY to make his i Phone play Flash videos - Steve Jobs be damned!  He believes it can be found by searching the far corners of the web for an elusive "i Phone flash app."   Yea, I know, but, he'll figure it out.

My Dad has taught me several things about my i Phone that I had no clue about - and he'll no doubt teach me more in the future.  He is completely fascinated with his i Phone and that passion will drive him to keep learning.  Interestingly, my 84 year old father-in-law has also caught the same i Phone bug and when he gets together with my Dad, it's literally an i Phone-a-palooza.  The world and everyone in it, completely fades into the background, as they share new apps and tips.

Where I am just a homebody Hobbit in the land of technology, Dad is Frodo planning an arduous journey to take the evil ring back to the hell mouth /Apple store - back to where it was forged...

He is off to slay his dragon, the surly beast at the edge of the new world - the one that keeps him from getting email and playing flash video on his phone.  My father-in-law will probably go with him.

Keep pushing forward Dad...and don't forget to bring your magic troll dust.

Monday, July 19, 2010

I Honestly Love You

Welcome back Disrecognized Space fans!

I must start with an apology for the blank space I left on my blog between April 22nd to present. It seems Life has an annoying habit of rearranging my To Do list regularly.

Life is such a micro manager.

I imagine you assume I must have been doing something fun during my time off - it is summer after all, right? Surely, I must have skipped town at some point? 

Was I island hopping around the South Seas?  Was I enjoying rum drinks on a deserted Mexican beach under swaying palm trees?  Is it possible I succumbed to the siren song of Bali Hai and only recently mustered the will to drag myself back to L.A.?

Sure. Let's go with that.

OK, let's put down the Mai Tai's for a second, so I can focus on the topic that's been on my mind...

Being the former cultural anthropology student that I am, I can't help but notice that love and social relationships between people are being drastically and completely redefined by the current generation.  Not to say that this hasn't been in the works for a while, but the sheer number of people participating in this unstructured movement is really what's striking to me.

When I say, "Love,"  I'm not referring to the "undying" devotion that a hot, 300 year old vampire might have for a surly, 17 year old, waif in a summer block buster.  I'm just talking about love between consenting, non-dead, adults.

Now that I've taken "vampire-human love" off the table, what could I possibly be talking about that is of any interest ?  Here goes...

There are two things that I've been intrigued with most lately: 1) That people are attempting to change societal parameters that define love and how it can be expressed 2) That people are individually  re-defining what love is to them.

I believe this change is primarily a phenomenon of western culture in the 21st century.  In all of the world's history,  I don't think such a large group of people has literally taken such a big jackhammer to social structure & societal expectations.  That said, it's hard to take such dynamic and swift action without repercussions...

Who are these people attempting to change age old societal parameters with regard to love?:
  • Gay rights advocates get civil marriage licenses granted to same-sex couples in about 10 American states and in approximately 19 countries - including Argentina most recently
  • Couples preferring to live together vs. getting married
  • Older women marrying and dating younger men (Guilty as charged!)
  • More people choosing to marry people of different faiths, races and backgrounds
  • Single women choosing to have and raise children without a spouse
  • People having sex before marriage and using birth control regardless of their religion's code of conduct
This list goes way beyond 6 examples, but it gives you an idea.  I'm guessing that you or someone you know fits under one or several of these now mainstream examples of  Love 2.0- am I right?  How many of these bullet points would have been considered the "norm" 50 years ago?  Maybe the last one, but no one probably admitted to it (you know who you are Catholic girls....)

Societal and religious expectations that are considered too rigid are being disregarded by throngs of people.  In exchange, people are embracing a multi-faceted and more tolerant concept of what love is and how they can express it within the bounds of society.  In the short-term,  some people may suffer by pushing the envelope, either by being discounted or completely ostracized by their families or communities.

Most of these "social anarchists" take solace in believing that one day they may get to love who they want, in the manner of their choosing, without being the focus of negativity or judgment.  When it comes down to it, maybe their fight might in fact, liberate us all.

Let's face it, one size, does NOT fit all - I know this because I was at Macy's last week.


With that in mind, are we willing to recognize that there are all sorts of people that have different views & inclinations and might even love people that are different from the people we love?   If we let them have what they want - does it mean others will be diminished or does it mean we will have more choices too?

So, let's say I'm gay and have been with someone I love for a long time and want to have the legal protection of a marriage license, do I need to forgo that legal protection because the IDEA of my relationship makes people I don't even know, uncomfortable?

I'm sure I would think about the legal rights my partner and I were being deprived of every day...but I wonder if those faceless people out there in society, that don't approve of my sexuality, would think of me every day?


What about the other end of the love spectrum?  There are also people fighting just as hard to OPT OUT of what society condones rather than OPT IN.  Sort of like the evil-twin to the gay person WANTING to get married, there is a straight, perfectly "normal"person that is completely UNWILLING to get married.  I know what your thinking...anarchy is afoot.

If I choose not to marry, does that threaten someone else's marriage?  Probably no more than my marriage ruins someone else's single life.

Maybe you don't have the desire to get married or haven't met the right person, or prefer not to get married, just for the sake of getting married.  This kind of shenanigans can be perceived as disruptive and threatening  too.   It's just not..."normal."

Want to add fuel to the fire?  Let's throw in Demi Moore & Ashton Kucher and society has a one way ticket to hell in a hand basket!

Society is all of us of course, but  the largest sub-sets of society tend to make the cultural rules.  However, it seems that smaller groups are gaining support from individuals from the larger groups in society. For instance, people that support heterosexual marriage, might also support gay marriage and younger men marrying older women - so they sit in multiple camps. That doesn't mean everyone crosses over, BUT, enough people are comfortable with alternative choices, that they have helped bring non-traditional views to the forefront.

Where does that leave the so-called mainstream people, that don't care to cross over?  Well, in essence, exactly where they are.  No one is going to nullify someone's happy 30 year marriage or give their 2.5 kids to a single mother in a commune...the real threat may actually come in the form of  new choice and options.

I can't help but think in some cases, someone might perceive new choices as threats to them, if THEY made the wrong choice originally. Maybe options  weren't available when they made their original choice and  they resent the idea that others might have those options now.  It also might lead to evaluation of their current relationships, which could create turmoil.  That said, these are clearly internal struggles,  not something that comes from outside people or  new choices.

The general reaction when people have the option to love and live as they please, probably is more mundane.
The traditional people go on happily with their lives and the non- traditional folks get to choose their style of expressing love, their decisions respected by society.  Not exactly the apocalypse.

Look at the laundry list of politicians, movie stars, athletes, business people, civic and religious leaders that have been entangled in scandals regarding their sex lives and relationships in the recent past. Apparently, no one has cornered the market on functional, perfect relationships, not even the straight or married people.  If that's the case, it might be more honest to just realize that some people have good relationships and some have bad ones - regardless of the individuals involved.


My feeling is that this new sea-change is more about a need for personal authenticity and a desire to love oneself and others with integrity. I don't think it's about destroying marriage or the family unit, or creating discomfort or bastardizing love in any way.  I think more and more people just want to be honest and open about their lives, what they want and who they love.

Frankly, I don't feel like stopping them. 

OK, before you go back to your Mai Tai, let me know what you think by typing your comments at the bottom of the post.

Hope you are enjoying your own summer of love!

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Facebook: The Good, The Bad and Farmville

I've noticed there are two camps of people emerging in our brave new world, the camp that embraces Facebook and all of its virtual connectedness and the Haters that would rather drink a liver and raw egg smoothie, then play Mafia Wars or find a 2nd grade school mate.

At the risk of playing both sides,  I do see why FB is both loved and reviled by so many people. Farmville is a PERFECT example - either you love nurturing virtual farm animals and plants or you consider it a time-wasting, beg-fest that clutters up your live message feed.

To be perfectly honest,  I could care less about someone's virtual animal taking a crap, their virtual lucky number or their exhaustive search for virtual bistro tables for their virtual restaurant. Whenever I get a Facebook request from a particular sister about something she needs for her damn farm, I take the time to post in the comment section, "No!" and sometimes, "Hell, No!" if I'm feeling particularly cantankerous.  It's interesting that this nameless sister can shoot out Farmville and Restaurant requests, but can't seem to regularly call or email.  Yes, nameless sister, YOU know who you are!

The Farmville game seems to evoke the most angry reactions from non-players and business users on Facebook.  I have a friend that announced recently on Facebook, that he was "going to delete some of his FB connections...starting with Farmville people!"   If you've been on FB long enough and have enough friends, you know his frustration.

I'm not sure if the programmers of these Facebook games allow you to switch off your global updates to other Facebookers, but I suggest they figure out something pronto!  Maybe a better idea is to have a feed for non-game playing Facebookers that automatically ignores any Farmville, Mafia Wars or other game playing updates.  Hmmm...people might actually PAY MONEY for that service just out of sheer exasperation...interesting business model.

Hey, Facebook!  I'm giving you a new revenue stream here!!! 

The cooler aspects of Facebook involve business, fund raising and online participation for causes or other activities.  I'm currently the Facebook moderator for the Crown Jewel Club charity and we use FB to keep our fans and members aware of fund raising activities and the latest happenings with the charity.  We've doubled our fan membership over the past 6 months, which means more people are aware of us via Facebook.  Now for a shameless plug: CJC Facebook Page

Businesses, media, high-profile people and many others are reaping major financial rewards and client loyalty by setting up Facebook pages and Twitter accounts.  Businesses can announce new products or tell you about the latest happenings.  I belong to the Fairytale Brownie and Trader Joe FB pages to be in the "know."
I have personally chased down one of those cool new gourmet food trucks due to a Twitter update on where they were parked and set up that day.

It's a GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH TRUCK, of course I'm going to chase it.

The most used aspect of FB is the fact that you can connect with old friends you've lost touch with from school or work.  Granted, you may not want to be found by some people, but you don't have to accept their friend requests or you can "unfriend" them if they start to annoy or stalk you...or play Farmville.

A plea from me to all Facebookers:

If you want to be a good FB user, make sure you actually write comments that people care about.  If I see another comment like, "I'm eating a pear" or "I need to pick up my dry cleaning"  I will lose it!  No one freakin' cares about your dry cleaning or your stupid pear.  Tell us something interesting or funny - I  don't care how late the garbage man was today - tell me where that grilled cheese truck is!!!

I also have noticed I've been getting a bit obsessive about checking FB on my iPhone.  FB messages are kind of addicting.  I check it as often as email and I'm thinking Facebook may land me in a 12 step group if I'm not careful.

I realize, there is sort of a natural age group that gravitates toward FB.  Most of the people that I know are women and men in their 30's and 40's, but of course that's my demo. The younger set is involved with it for fun, but don't seem to be taking advantage of it for business.  In the past, I thought my Dad might be interested in it, so I tried to explain Facebook.

Me: Facebook is a good way to connect with friends - including your kids - you can see what we are posting and what we are doing...you can join groups that you have an interest in too.

Dad: I don't have a plan for texting or twiting, so I don't think I can do that on my iPhone.

Me: Dad, it's not texting - it's just on the regular Internet - you don't pay for it, it's just a regular site.

Dad: I have email and Google, so I don't need to twit or Face...whatever...really.  

Well, apparently, Facebook may not be for everyone.

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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Got Hate?

OK, I'm sure everyone is well aware of the nasty back and forth in the House, brick throwing & bullets through windows, Hitler picture modifications, threats, prejudicial slurs and name calling and the general lack of decorum taking place across the country and in the Capitol right now.  We have apparently devolved as a nation, into the worst possible 'Jersey Shore' episode.  Frankly, C-Span and MTV could save a lot on production costs if they just share their content.

I don't know about you, but I find it a bit scary when drunken, half-naked Spring breakers have better behavior and general decency than a middle aged parent of two. Does anyone feel like they've woken up in Bizarro world?

It's a tragedy that most of the "Greatest Generation" is dead. I imagine many of them could tell us a thing or two about conducting ourselves like rational adults, persevering through major economic downturns, sharing responsibility as citizens, and facing down true fascism that killed millions.

Frankly, they would have every right to be shocked and dismayed at how dramatically we rant about stuff that would have been a blip on their radar back in the day.  I am starting to believe that they may have been the last group in our country, that actually made it to adulthood.

I'm considering re-reading, "Lord of the Flies" for cultural survival tips.

Our current generation, Baby Boomers & Busters included, has been coddled, protected and infused with the idea that everything should be done our way, all the time.  Over the past decade or so, it seems that if  we don't win or someone disagrees with us, we get angry, indignant, rude and whine.  We don't just disagree, we HATE and RAGE.

What a wonderful legacy we are leaving to our kids.  I imagine great books, mini-series and sonnets will be written about this period of time, honoring "The Pissed-off, Whiny Generation."

Can you feel the pride?

This goes way beyond politics, so don't think for a second that this is about one political group or another, I'm condemning the ENTIRE, ill-behaved population.  So let's get that straight.

I imagine that as I write this, Canada is considering legislation to put a huge fence up on their southern border.  And frankly,  if they aren't, they should be - if only to protect the niceness of their population.  I doubt they want Americans busting in and wrecking the place...

Are you offended yet?  I bloody well hope so.

I hope you are so offended that you go out of your way to prove me wrong.

I hope you defiantly have rational, fact-based debates and are respectful of others, even if they are acting like jack asses.  I hope you funnel your anger into something positive and take to behaving as though the person you respect most in life was watching you on a 24 hour web cam.  I hope you are so willing to prove me wrong, that you share your intent to be respectful and decent with other people too, so they start thinking about it.

That'll show me!!!

I dare you to not pick a fight,  to be respectful of opposing views, avoid accusatory statements, including anything that remotely sounds like taunting and oh yea...no shitty comments said quietly under your breath. 

I DARE YOU!

You can be miffed, you can be angry, you can be outraged, you can be up in arms, you can even feel like you want to kill someone, but just ACT and BEHAVE like a rational human being on the outside. That's all.

I know I'm preaching to the choir, because most of you are conscientious people, but I urge you to start going out of your way to change this culture of hate and nastiness.  If you see a friend or relative behaving badly, help them out by telling them how they are being perceived.  Write your government officials telling them what kind of behavior you expect of them as well.  If you have kids, raise them to have and show respect and to be humane and polite, by setting a good example and apologizing to them if you screw up.

If we are to change our legacy and our reputation as a country and as a generation, we need to start right now.

Unfortunately, The Crown Jewel Club doesn't exist for adults, so were going to have to take a good hard look at ourselves and snap out of this terrible national attitude of hate and pettiness.  It would be great if we could all make the effort to grow up into a generation that we can be proud of and that future generations can respect.

End of lecture.
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